CAKES ARE EVIL!!!! YOU MUST EAT THEM!!! THEY WILL DESTROY THE WORLD WITH APOCAKELYPSE!!!!!
CAKES ARE ALIENS THAT EVOLVED INTO CAKES they seem innocent, yes BUT THEY ARE EVIL!!! THEY PLAN EVIL PLANS ON YOUR SLEEP! THEY MIGHT PUSH YOU OUT THE WINDOW OR BITE YOU!!!!! EAT THEM! That it´s not healthy? is it healthy to be PUSHED OUT A WINDOW OR DROWNED IN WHIPPED CREAM!?!?!?!? THAT IS HELLTHY! BECAUSE IT´S LIKE HELL!!!
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