Pizza: hello, i am pizza the pickle. i have a game show for ya!
Cheese: i am cheese the chocolate. what's the show?
Pizza: the game show is who can go crazy in 2 seconds.
Cheese: is that even possible?
Cheese: then why are we doing it?
Pizza: i dunno? don't question randomness.
Cheese: randomness isn't a living thing!
Pizza: you just insulted the randomness god!
Randomness God: you have insulted me. i am sommuning lord voldemort.
Lord Voldmort: adava kadavra!!!!