(Cuts to the lounge where everyone is)
Junko: (texting) Ugh, I am so bored.
Celestia: (texting as well) ...Same.
Chihiro: We have to find something to do.
Nagito: Is it just me or are the lights flickering?
(The lights turn off.)
Chihiro: Ahh! The power went out!
Junko: Oh, shit!
Sayaka: Now, now hold on a minute, why not we have a slumber party?
(Sayaka turns on a lamp and leads everyone to the basement.)
(Cuts to everyone walking down the stairs.)
Komaru: Why are we going down here?
Sayaka: We have sleeping bags down here, and some cheesy low budget movies from the 2000's.
Chihiro, Makoto, Nagito and Hajime (in unision): Sweet.
Junko: What movies?
Sayaka: You know, Get Over It, Crossroads, Vanilla Skies...
Byakuya: I've heard enough.
(Sayaka rolls her eyes.)
(Miu hits Byakuya's arm with her elbow.)
(Sayaka runs to get a bunch of movies.)
Sayaka: Which one should we watch first?
Makoto: Do you have Material Girls?
Sayaka: You got it. (she winks at Makoto)
Chihrio: Oh, Sayaka, do you have From Justin To Kelly?
Sayaka: Oh, you mean "Cheesy As Hell With Extra Cheese"? Yeah, definitley.
Miu: Nobody can convince me that you don't have Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2.
Sayaka: Say no more!
(Sayaka puts in From Justin To Kelly in the VCR that is somehow still working.)
Sayaka: Oh, we are gonna watch these movies non-stop. (smiling)
Byakuya: I never planned on this.
Sayaka: Shut up, Byakuya. (still smiling)
(Cuts to a card saying "4 HOURS LATER")
Sayaka: I don't want to watch any more of these ever. (she puts the movies away.)
Miu: Thank god.
Makoto: I thought you were an athiest.
Miu: Shut up, you Elliot Rodger looking dildo.
Angie: (claps her hands) I got it. Truth or dare!
(Everyone is cheering.)
Angie: I'll go first. Hmmm.. Kaede.
(Kaede looks up.)
Angie: (smiling) Truth or dare?
Angie: Play Piano Man on your piano.
Kaede: Child's play, Angie.
(Cuts to a card saying "ONE PIANO RECITAL LATER")
Kaede: Done. Without a hitch. Now my fingers hurt.
Angie: Okay then. MAKOTO! TRUTH OR DARE!
Angie: Did you and Chihiro have "fun" on your trip to Cancun? (her face fades into a lenny face.)
Makoto: Well, I could say we did...
Miu: HA! I FUCKING KNEW IT!
Komaru: MY BROTHER IS A GAYLORD!
(Teruteru jumps down in a green bodysuit)
Teruteru: MAKOTO IS GAY!
Angie: (gets up) EVERYONE! CALM THE FUCK DOWN! KOMARU, GET YOUR BROTHER SOME ICE CREAM AND WE'LL CONTINUE!
(Komaru gets chocolate ice cream out of the fridge nearby.)
Makoto: Frickin' sweet.
(Cuts to a card saying "30 SECONDS LATER")
Komaru: There was no ice cream so I cut off Gundam's hair.
Makoto: (looks up at Komaru) Who the fuck is Gundam?
Komaru: A guy who has hamsters.
Makoto: Can I see his hams-
Komaru: NO! (kicks Makoto in his weenie)
Makoto: DAMN YOU KOMARU!
Angie: ...Can we do something else?
Nagito: Can I go have the sexi tymez with Hajime for once please?
Komaru: Only my brother and Chihiro can. Chihiro said so..
Nagito: (stomps foot) FRICK.
Hajime: We can some other time.
(Nagito sits on Hajime's lap)
Makoto: Who can grab most of Byakuya's money without getting caught?
Chihiro: Calm down there.
Byakuya: (whispering) Please don't steal my money because you will fail.
Sayaka: I WANNA SHOOP BABY, SHOOP, SHOOP A DOO-
Makoto: Wait.. NONONONONONO-
(Technical difficulties screen with black and white text saying "Please stand by while we show you some deleted scenes from the last episode.")
(Cuts back to where we were before)
Sayaka: Ergh! Why would you do that?!
Makoto: I hate that song!
Sayaka: MAYBE I LIKE IT AND OTHER PEOPLE DO!
Miu: Can Kaede play it on the piano?
Kaede: *slams fists on concrete floor* Damn it, Miu!