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A guy with eyes,a echidna-like alien. Who will also try to destroy the time space continum all while eating a bag of fried chicken and playing Sonic & Knuckles.EyeGuy has more than 1900000000000000000 eyes.He has no eyes on his head.One of the last EyeGuy of the world,Graham Phillips.In 1991 a scientist discovered EyeGuy.EyeGuy are Alien/Species hybrids.They call these "Alicies".