Hairy Doofenshmirtz is Doofenshmirtz covered in honey and hair. He got covered in honey while making sandwiches and orange hair got stuck to the honey. He got shot in the butt with a tranquilizer dart. "Ow, why do I have to be shot in the butt while covered in honey and hair?"
He sings and dances in the jungle with a cane and hat.
"I think I'm in the Jungle and I'm covered in hair!"
He likes bananas and root beer.