Do you like singing? Then star in this new Broadway show:
Ham: The Musical!
Starring Mochlum and um... uh... what are we talking about?
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Hurry while we still have parts!
Once you sign up, choose who you want to be.
- Ham (hero) played by Mochlum
- Toaster Oven (villain) played by Dr. Whatchamacallit
- Cheese (sidekick) played by NermalTheBunny
- Smurf (?) played by ?
- Platypus (Narrator) played by Agent P rocks2272
- This is a PLACE
- I HATE YOU!
- We Are Better Then Toasters
Platypus: Grurururururururururu. TRANSLATION. Once upon a time I ate a waffle. Then I told a story. The story is about ham. The ham lived in a kitchen happily until one day, an evil Toaster Oven moved in from some foriegn country by this name: Wallmart. It was horrible. Ham's family was being melted in there. Ham was the last living member of his family, so he ran away from his hometown, Fridge. He moved to a new place, called Pantry. And this is were this story starts...
(a large closet is shown. Then the Ham pulls out a microphone.)
Ham: (singing) This is a place!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want some paste!!!!!!!!!!!
To glue myself here!!!!!!!!!!!
So I don't run home in fear!!!!!!!!
Of the TOASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Platypus: Grururururururururu. TRANSLATION. Then a giant stampede of smurfs ran in trampling Ham but one was left behind. Then I ate a waffle. Then I continued telling the story. The smurf was happy because he hated his family and hugged ham.
Ham: GET OFF ME!
Ham: (singing) I HATE SMURFS!
Smurf: (singing) I HATE HAM!
Ham and Smurf: (singing) I HATE YOU!
Smurf: (singing) I wuv wu new neighbor.
(Cheese walks in)
Cheese: What is going on?
Smurf: I wuv my new neighbor.
Ham: This guy sucks!
Cheese: Stop fighting guys!
Smurf: I am going to go potty! YAY!
Platypus: Grurururururururururu. TRANSLATION. When the smurf left and went weewee, Cheese and Ham decided to go fight Toaster Oven. Then I ate a waffle. Then an another. Then another. Then I paused. I walked to the bathroom. I sat down. I went pee. I got up. I flushed the toilet. I left without washing my hands, then made waffle for my friends. They ate one and then hated me. Then I continued my story. The Toaster Oven was mad and spit Cheese and almost killed him. Ham was mad.
Ham: You are a bully!
Toaster Oven: I know! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHa! Now you will die!
(Toaster Oven tried eating Ham, but Ham used his special weapon.)
Ham: You may have the power of heat, but I have the power of...
Toaster Oven: Of WHAT? Let me guess, "positive attidute", "nicely thnking", "happiness".
Ham: No. It.....is.....HIGH-PITCHED OPERA!
I CAN SING HIGH-PITCHED AND YOU CANNOT YOU
TOASTER OVEN JERK!
(the smurf jumped in and joined him.)
Ham and Smurf:
WE ROCK, AND YOU DON'T SINCE WE'RE FOOD,
AND YOUR A STUPID APPLIANCE! YOU JERK!
(Cheese got up and joined them)
Ham and Smurf and Cheese:
WE ROCK, YOU DON'T, YOUR A TOASTER,
WE'RE FOOD, WE GET THE HONOR OF GETTING ATE!
AND YOU DON'T! YOU ARE MEAN! SO GO AND NEVER COME BACK!
Platypus: Grurururuurururururururururururururururururururururururururururururuurururururururuururururururururyurururu. TRANSLATE. Nice show! The Toaster Oven went away and never came back. Nobody is sure about where he is, but it is rumoured that he moved to a new country called "Goodwill" and the natives there took him immedietly. Ham and Cheese moved to Fridge, and Smurf left the area to achieve his life-long dream of starring on Broadway. It is rumoured that he will star in the new version of "Wicked". The final fate that must be dicussed... is mine. I moved to Las Vegas and won a game of gambling, so I became a multi-trillionare. I bought all the countries in the world and retired. I was good at retiring that I beat a proffesional retirer at shuffleboard and golf! I rock! Wait a minute, is it just me, or am I only explaining my story and not anybody elses... nah... It's just me...