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There was a boy named Jonathan.He was at school playing Hide and Go Seek.He hid at the bathroom.His teacher found him.She said "NO,JONATHAN!WE DONT PLAY HIDE AND GO SEEK AT SCHOOL!"She sent Jonathan to the office.Jonathan hid at Mrs. Lytle's room.His teacher said "We dont play hide and go seek at school!"She sent Jonathan to the time out room.He hid at the lunch room.He counted to 10.His teacher found him again.