"Ahoy mateys, I'm a cowboy."Sonic the Cowboy
Hi I'm Sonic and I'm a cowboy!
I like riding pirate ships since I'm a cowboy!
I FOUGHT A BAD GUY WHO WAS TRYING TO ROB A BANK WHOS NAME WAS Out L. Aw. What a creepy name!
(P.S. Sonic thinks cowboys are pirates and pirates are cowboys)