"To take over the Tri-State Area"
I... want... a pet dinosaur that can stomp on me and not kill me. <option> Justin Bieber
"A shrink ray"
-Gru in Despicable Me
-Vector in Despicable Me
"To pitch a shutout against the Yankees"
"Ow! That didn't feel good!"
-Justin Bieber being hit with a water bottle