Qwertyuiop: the act of spontaneously combusting in a really random, highly populated area not accessible to the general public wearing a gorilla suit with writing utensils for ears.
Asdfighjakl: the act of stating 87 digits of Euler’s # while eating Town House crackers and jumping up and down on a trampoline made of rubber chickens and spinny chairs.
Zorxcevbinm: qwertyuioping and Asdfighjakling while doing the chicken dance
dfssdhfgsdhfuydsgauydr75468trf8g3486dgjewhjfghsdgfjkdahfdjh: Sonic The Hedgehog will die immediately
qpwoeiruty - a mutant form of qwertyuiop that has the same effect[[Category::):):)]]