"Rawr, I'm evil."
Lord Moldyvort is EVIL! He is a bad guy and mean and a bad guy and mean. He wears a top hat and carries a magical stick. He is a wizard OOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOoooooh and he likes to shoot magical green things out of his stick causing people to die. He likes pie but not waffles. Waffles are BAD for Moldy.