There once was a Mudkip who liv'd a happy life.
He met a Pikachu.
He was a happy little Mudkip!
then TONS of mudkipz fell from the sky and ate a the SPARTA flavored cookies that were going to be sad without C-C-COMBO BREAKER! But then, ronald mcdonald threw french fries at Weegee but it was an epic fail. Then weegee said "Your doing it wrong", so pinkie pie flew up the mount rushmore and ate salad, which is why we cant breath in space.