THIS IS IT!
Post this on someone's talk page: "Hello picklez, will you please cook me bacon? Love, (username)" After that, post this picture on that user's most recent blog's comments. If you get no reply in the next 24 hours, post that picture on any page you want. Post it anywhere you want until someone says something. When they do, say "I'M FIRIN MY OLD LASER!". Then cross your fingers that the user won't shun you.