Female Singers: Pickle!
Male singer: He's a semi-aquatic egg laying veggie of action!
Backing scat: Yum yum yum yum yummy! (x2)
Male singer: He's a lumpy little jarred-up, who will never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay! He's got more than just mad skill,
Female singers: (Wah-ah-ah)
Male singer: He's got a beaver's tail and a bill.
Female singer: (Ah-ah)
Male Singer: And the women swoon whenever they hear him say:
Perry the Pickle: Yuyuyuyuyum
Male singer: He's Perry, Perry the Pickle!