Person: He's trying to ask you a question
Dog: Ruff ruff rufff ruff ruff ruff. Bark!
Me: what does that mean?
person: turtles soup is what brand?
Me:What the heck!?
Person: I translate that into: QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM is the name of the brand.
Me: What? No-
Person: *Interrupts me* Well sorry, but that answer is in..............................credibly smart becuase you are right!
Me: Yeah I won a milllion dollars
Person: No, actually, but I do have a dime.
Me: *Pulls out a rubber band* give me all your money or else.
Person: NO, don't hurt me! Please!
Dog: *Attacks me*
Person: Yes *Dog runs over to him* NOOOOOOOO
Me: *watches dogs eat him* ewww
8597403573 hours later
Me: I remember once there was this guy, who lied about a million bucks- *is interrupted by dog*
Dog: ruff ruff! *Poops out random person*
Person: Hello friend! *Has a weird twitch*
Me: Get away!
Person: Haha! Pickles.
Me: I'm warning you, I have a tennis racquet and a machine gun behind my back
Person: Really? Okay then, lets play hockey.
Me: ummmm, okay.
- me and random person play hockey game*
Me: *scores a goal* YESS!
Me: I win, oh yeah. I am so awesome at sports. In yo face. Loser!
Me: Go cry to your mom.
Person: *more crying*
Me: Leave NOW!
Person: WAlks away slowly*
Me: FASTER! *Follows him*
Person: *Turns corner and mentions he was acting.*
ME: *Gasp* faker!
Person: *Twitches* Mommy, come here. *WAlks over to me with a possesed look.
Me: I have a machine gun.
Person: No you don't.
Me: Yes I do
Person: Prove it
Me: *pulls out machine gun.
Person: oh $#!& you really did have one. Well then, you are under arrest because I am really a cop.
Me: I have a license.
Person: Prove it
Me; *Pulls out piece of paper with a drawing I made of me on it and my name*
Person: *Looks at license and compares to me* You're clear.
Me: I know.
To Be Continued.
Me (I'm another guy): So.
TO BE CONTINUED
no wait, it will not