Interviewer: Hello, random person. What's your name?
Guy: Umm... Joe.
Interviewer: So have what do you think about the new law which prohibits pigs to play the bagpipes while sliding down a rainbow?
Interviewer: Do you enjoy listening to cheeseburgers and pineapples shopping for TV's?
Joe: I wish I had said no.
Interviewer: Do you enjoy origami?
Joe: Yes, I do but...
Interviewer: Great. Do you have anything to say, Joe?
Joe: I like fried chicken!
Interviewer: Me too!
Joe: I hate grilled chicken though.
Interviewer: Fried chicken!
Interviewer 2: Hello, random Joe. What's your name?
Joe: Umm... Guy.
Interviewer 2: Hi, Guy.
(Guy jumps away on his 7th leg)
Interviewer: Do you like pickle pie?
Joe: STOP TALKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
Guy: Why must I?! I tell you,Joe: SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUP!
Random Citizen: FOR JUSTICE!
Joe: Wha--aaarrrgggghhhh noooooooo!!!!!
Guy: Did I mention I like chicken?