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RANDOMMAN

RANDOM MAN

RANDOM MAN is a super hero. He is very good at being random, and his power is RANDOMOSITY!

Strengths

RANDOM MAN uses his random statements and gadgets to confuse enemies and get them distracted. If distracted enough, he can defeat the villians. He also has the randomest variety of gagdets ever, including led-peanut-darts and teacher-conjuring-ray.

Weaknesses

Soap operas, Regular Show, Meap, MegaBlocks, Johnny Depp, YOU, Table Salt, Vanilla Milk

He has an allergy to pudding, but he eats it anyway so he explodes around twice per week.

Quotes

Villain: Ah, RANDOM MAN, I was expecting you.

RANDOM MAN: The fried chicken was expecting you!

Villain: What?

RANDOM MAN: Take Waffles, ploopy! *throws waffles at villain*

Villain: Ow!

RANDOM MAN: Did that hurt, no it didn't, you shouldn't cry over spilled milk! *pulls out a toast machine gun that shoots toast*

Villain: That doesn't even go with your saying!

RANDOM MAN: Too bad for you, SPONGEBUTT! *turns villain into a spoon* SO LONG SUCKER!

Villain: Wow, he is random.

RANDOM MAN: You should be a turd, villain!

Villain: What?

RANDOM MAN: Can't hear, well there must be some money in your ear! *presses a button that makes nickles shoot out of the villain's ears*

Villain: WHAT KIND OF GADGET IS THAT?

RANDOM MAN: A random one, you bloog! NOW EAT LED! *throws led peanuts at villain*

Villain: What kinda hero are you?

RANDOM MAN: I...am...a...KOOKIE HERO! *spits out cake- yes cake -into the villain's face.

Villain: I hate you.

RANDOM MAN: Now you must learn your lesson. IN SCHOOL *shoots a ray that makes a teacher appear in thin air*

Teacher: BAD KID! GO TO TIME OUT!

Villain: Ah man.

Teacher: DON'T TALK BACK TO ME! EXPULSION FOR YOU!

RANDOM MAN: Hehe

RANDOM MAN: Ugh, I'm bored there is no villains out today.

Butler: You can stop everyday bullies.

RANDOM MAN: I have a better idea: I CAN STOP EVERYDAY BULLIES! *runs to a school*

Kid: (to new kid) What's your name?

RANDOM MAN: *jumps in* STOP BEING MEAN! *shoots with laser cannon and when laser is gone, kid is gone* BE NICE!

Kid: (at another school, talking to friend) Seen the Steelers game last night?

RANDOM MAN: *jumps in* STOP BEING MEAN! *shoots with laser cannon and when laser is gone, kid is gone* BE NICE!

Kid: (another school, reading book) This book is nice.

RANDOM MAN: *jumps in* STOP BEING MEAN! *shoots with laser cannon and when laser is gone, kid is gone* BE NICE!

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