What do you think of this? There's a poll on the talk page, and you can comment there, too. Camera shows a hallway. The camera moves forward through it. (The camera is your vision.) You come to the end, where there's a button. You push it. Instantly, the ceiling slides off, the walls fall down, revealing a big monster in front. It picks you up and shoves you down a big pipe. A shoop-shoop-shoop is heard as you come out in a hi-tech underground room. A platform with a big flatscreen TV on it floats down from the ceiling. I am on it.
(Me): I'm sure you've seen the sign outside of the hallway, right?
Before walking into the hallway, you saw a sign that says "What is a random-off? To find out, enter here."
(Me): I will answer.
I push a button under the screen, and a video shows!
(Patrick, laughing): Can we say shoes from Texas are dumb?
Screen flashes "CHEESE!!!" on and off.
(Dr. Drakken): You think you're all that, but you're...
(Highbreed): ...A slightly more intelligent form of pond scum.
(SpongeBob, singing): ...With prices high, and portions small, there's stains of mustard on the wall...
(Syndrome): My name is not Buddy!
Screen starts getting staticy and smoke comes from it. Finally, it blows up with a big spark, and everything else is shorted out, including the lights.
(You): I knew it! The legend that says "Playing the random DVD makes it blow up" is true! I knew it!
(Me): Alright, let's not do anything you're gonna regret.
You start walking slowly toward me.
(Me): Please, not the face!