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Random-ness: The Ride
Park Disneyland U.S.A.
Designer Walt Disney Imagineering
Attraction type Disney dark ride
Theme Random-ness

You can add yourself as a performer.
CCs and Cream

Opening date June 7, 2011 (Grand opening)
May 28, 2011 (Soft opening)
Music Alan Menken
Stephen Schwartz
Vehicle type Omnimover
Wheelchair accessible Yes
Assistive Listening Available Yes

Random-ness: The Ride is an upcoming ride based off of Random-ness Wiki. It is designed in a similar style to this ride.


You are open add any scenes now. But, once there is enough scenes, CCs and Cream will close it off from editing.


The ride vechicles are similar to regular omnimover vechicles except they look like hands. The hands than take you to the first scene where CCs and Cream opens up a story about how there was a guy named Bob who had an awful job. He then died, then deepfried, and now tastes like a chicken. The hands then ascends upwards to reveal a contest where people guess the most random caption for a certain picture. The hands then proceed to another scene where an audio-animatronic based off of Chuck Norris was annoyed of these Chuck Norris facts. The hands go downwards, revealing two scenes which are similar. One is an alien named Meap going on an epic adventure to the left and the other is an alternate version of an alien named Meap going on an epic adventure to the right. Suddenly, the scenes stop and then it starts raining cats who want to rule the world.Then, it zooms down to show a long list of cartoons. So then it rockets forward then it shows lines of 4 words making up a complete story. Then it goes in a little loop-dee-loop and brings you to another version of Meap's epic adventures that is currently incomplete. Then the hands fall of the edge but are okay and is brought to a very scary logo. After that, they bring you to a cartoon where passengers' face is replaced with cheese. Then it goes through a tunnel of randomness made by a guy named James and the passengers suddenly jump out of the hands into those randoms. Then the passengers jump out of the randoms into the hands and it goes to a place where you see James again but this time, he's interviewing little creatures. Then, the hands go through a tunnel going upwards revealing Phineas, Ferb, Perry, Candace, and Dr. Doofenshmirtz in another dimension, meeting their alternate selves. The passengers find an audio-animatronic version of Winnie the Pooh stuck in a honey tree. The hands then float to the top of the tree and drops down in a hole in the tree and find Winnie the Pooh eating honey in the hidden bee hive.