A list of lame informercials and their commercials. Add something or ELSE I WILL DESTROY YOU AND EAT YOUR LIVER FOR BREAKFEST, YOUR KIDNEY FOR LUNCH, AND YOUR APPENDIX FOR DINNER! BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Buy this pair of bricks and you will automatically be signed up for a deal where you get one brick per month every month for the next six months! Only $19.9999999999 (plus $9999999999.29 shipping and handling). Order in the next ten hours and get a free six extra months of bricks! Order in the next ten seconds and get a free whale! Just 1-800-555-CHEESE. Repeat: 1-800-555-CHEEESE or email firstname.lastname@example.org. By the way, if you don't order I WILL SEND AN ALIEN MONSTER TO SUCK OUT YOUR BRAINS! Just kidding (not really). Remember, call now!
Rotten Yummy Pie!
Buy this pie and it will get to your house in 50-52 weeks! It will be fresh when it gets to your house! This pie is yummy and all viewers love them! "This pie was delicous!" "I'm never eating another pie again!" "Mmmm!" paid actors Call now and get a free pirate ship! Call tommorow and get a free poop deck for your pirate ship (the poop deck isn't included in the first deal). Shipping cost $10.00. Oh wait, I shouldn't have but the decimal, it's $1000 for shipping and handling. The phone-number is 1-800-555-9827239475. The email adress is Ploopy@FreePoopDecks.com. Call now! Or ELSE I WILL FLUSH U DOWN THE BIGGEST TOILET EVER WHICH IS LOCATED IN MY PANTS YOU PANTILICUPUS POOPER! CALL NOW :P
Do you need a rootbeer that actually tastes good? Introducing the Rotrootbeer! We use the most
dirty, rotten, decaying finest roots we could find. Call 1-800-555-DECAY for your free droplet or to place a 12-pack order. If you aren't completely satisfied, we'll give you your rootbeer order for 2 nickels less! That's not all, we'll continue to send you 6-packs*! Call now or email us for your order at Rotrootbeer@Nastydrinks.com. Or call 1-800-555-DECAY. Call now, or you shall be EATEN BY A NARDWALDO THING.