Santa is a story made up by parents who they say dilever presents when it's really the parents that do it.
I can't believe anybody would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts.
Like A genie!!!!!
NO! Santa is REAL, except he doesn't give out presents. He is actually a stalker who sees you when your sleeping and puts motion sensers in your room so he knows when your awake. He bribes the parents to not tell the kids about what he does and to use the money to buy the kids stuff. So the statement above is half-true.
What? Are you like 10 or something?
Did you even read it? SANTA IS A STOCKER WHO DESERVES TO BE IN PRISON! Well not really... I was just being random... I don't believe him anymore, I'm too old.
Can't argue with random-osity-ness-thing.