Hello! I will be asking Spongebob some Q&A. Dur. So...enjoy!!!
Well this will be interesting...
(camera keeps zooming back and forth)
Me: I knew I shouldn't of had Patrick control the camera...
Spongebob: Patrick is
Me: YES WE KNOW HE'S A STARFISH
Spongebob: I was gonna say idiot but yeah, that too.
Meh: OK. Onto the questions |:(
Spongebob: I'm Ready! Wait...(looks into the camera)...yeah he put that thing off.
Me: OK, what's it like living underwater?
Spongebob: Well, you can't jump that high...
Me: I knew that
Spongebob: ...and it's always a bit cold considering the water pressure. Basically, besides that and the fact that everything gets soggy right away, it's fine.
Me: Do you think Squidward is mean?
Spongebob: NO! Why do you say that?
Me:Because Squidward CAN be a little grouchy at times...
Spongebob: Yeah, but he's cool either way.
Me: He HATES you.
Spongebob: (stares for a minute) Well, I'm gonna give Squidward a peice of my mind!!!
(I hear a HUGE scream from Squidwrad even though he's 20 blocks away.)
Me: Excuse Meh, But we have techincal difficulties. Please wait.
(Shows the words techincal difficulties with an angry face in the middle of the white-gray background)
Me: Sorry. And now Squidward is in the hopsital (Secretly blows a horn in joy)
Spongebob: (Catching me blowing the horn) Okay...Anyways, what else do you got?
Me: Well...how hard is it being friends with an imbecile?
Spongebob: Well, it's really hard. Because before we shoot the show I have to explain EVERYTHING to him!
Spongebob: Anyway, what else do you got?
Me: Well... What's it like going through video games?
Spongebob: Well, first I do that whole thing where you put on that black suit with white balls on them so it tracks movement. That's all WE go through.
Me: Ok. So, ask me this, do chumwitches come in raspberry?
Spongebob: NO! THEY DON'T COME IN RASPBERRY OR BLUEBERRY!
Me: Um...do they come in-
Spongebob: NO! NOT RASPBERRY EITHER!
Me: Whew! Saves A LOT of questions.
Spongebob: (face like -_-)
Me: DON'T MAKE ME MAD, YOU WING-NUT!!!
Me: Besides THAT, what was it like in Disneyland?
Spongebob: Well ,I rode a roller coaster
Me: What was it like?
Spongebob: Enough to make you blarf 3 times
Me: Can you demonstrate?
Spongebob: *Clears throat and blarfs 3 times*
Spongebob: That was intentional (meaning you meant to do it).
Me: Ok, now lets stop about about this before I blarf.
Me: Now, what's it like being popular?
Spongebob: Well, the only thing I'M popular for is making Krabby Patties!
Me: I mean ABOVE land...
Spongebob: Oh. I NEVER go up there for the same reason Logan doesn't want swagger anymore in that "Big Time Rush" episode.
Spongebob (continued): The pants are to tight (they tend to shrivel up above water) and there's too much dancing and EVERYONE follows me around!
Me: Wow... holy crossover.
Spongebob: *Pays Vaicom for copyright* Oh, sorry.
Me: Yeah. Anyway, what is your defenition of "V".
Spongebob: Well, MY defenition of "V" is flipping annoying.
Me: Should'a geussed. So, what's you defenition of "Q"?
Spongebob: Uber Random.
Me: And why is that?
Spongebob: "Q" is a random letter.
Me: I got ya.
Spongebob: But what about MEEEEEEEE!?!?
Me: *:|* You just blew it for everyone...
Sandy: (from a distance) Did somebody say "Boom"?
Me: No, no, wait! I said ble-
Sandy: (Pulls down TNT, blows Mermaidman and Barnacleboy up, even though they're like,12 miles away from Sandy)
(End of 'Loony Tunes Background pops up)
Porky Pig: Th-th-th-th-ats all-ll-ll-ll f-f-folks!
(Spongebob Punches Porky Pig)
Spongebob: Shaddup, you peice of dried-up bacon!
(Cuts out of Porky Pig crying and cuts into the normal background)
Me: That was wierd. Anyway, I never knew you had a dark side!
Spongebob: That's what I want EVERYONE to think!
Me: Okay. Do you excersize?
Me: Then why do you appear so weak during film?
Spongebob: Before I go to the studio, I used to stuff myself with junk food so I get weaker, and if I forget about filming, I wear these wierd things that slim my muscles down. I convinced the editor to let me do that no matter what. Because I don't wanna spend $30 every week just for junk!
Me: But do you still like your "job" at the Krusty Krab?
Spongebob: Oh, definitley! Even eating them's real, because I LOVE them!
Me: Well, that was interesting (TOLD U SO!)
Spongebob: Ok. So, we finishing up?
Me: As long as we make a sequel!
Spongebob: 2 and we got a deal!
(Loony Tunes "That's all folks!" background pops up, a beaten up Porky Pig shows up)
Porky Pig:T-t-t-that's all-l-l f-f-f-folks! (Falls down until off-screen)
(The black in the middle expands until the entire screen is black)
("THE END" shows up in the black screen,in cursive)
My leg!!! my leg...