Me: Okay, so today we will be asking some random athletes questions about pictures. For now, pleae welcome, three random people we found in a park playing soccer, tennis, and football at the same time.
Random guy 1: hi everyone!
Random guy 2: Hello?
Random guy 3: Bonjour!
Me: random guy 3, don't you speak english?
Random guy 3: uh, no ablo chinese.
Random guy 2: he has a few, problems.
Random guy 1: Big problems.
Me: Okay, why don't you all sit down.Random guy 3: Wow, cet endroit est incroyable, j'aime les tortues
Me: uh, Okay, let's start this baby. Picture number one. *points to screen*
Random guy 1: it looks like a map. Is it a treasure map?
Me: no. RG 2 your next
Random guy 2: It's obviously a map for a competition. Is it a map of the zoo?
Me: What? No!
Random guy 3: Il est stupide de tortues fromage.
Me: Uh, no it's the map from my first hunger games.
Random guy 1: whats that?
Me: moving on, round 2 is a gallery, so be prepared. Everyone ready?
Random guy 2: actually before we start I- *Interrupted by me*Me; Okay, here it is *Points to screen where there is a gallery*
Random guy 1: I see a cake, some brownies, a lollipop...
Me: yes, but what do all of these things have in common.
Random guy 3: Pie bon goût avec quiche ma tortue bonne
Me: okay, RG 3, speak english.
Random guy 2: He can't.
Me: Okay fine, can I get a translator?
Audience Member: I will be a translator I speak french.
Me: Okay, what is did he say?
Translator: he said 'Pie tastes good with quiche, my good turtle'.
Me: What the heck!? That makes no sense. That wasn't even the question.
Random guy 2: He doesn't make any sense ever, and now, I believe it's my turn to take a guess about what all of- *Interrupted by me*
Me: Oh darn it! We're out of time for round 2, now onto round 3! This round will be a slideshow. *Points to screen where the slideshow plays.
Random Guy 2: no moron they're plums.
Random Guy 1 and 2: *Argue with each other*
Random Guy 3: Garçons, la briser. Ce ne sont pas des oranges ou des prunes, elles sont toutes les photos de bacon
Me: Uh, hello? Translator?
Translator: Oh, right. He said guys break each other up. Those are oranges and plums. They are also pictures of bacon.
Random Guy 1 and 2: What?
Random Guy 3: Hey I can speak Spanish too!
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TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!