Squidward is an octopus from the SpongeBob Squarepants show. He does not wear pants he only wears a shirt, so he can hook up with the ladies. He says himself that he has no soul. He works at the Krusty Krab and has a bad temper. It is said by the creators of SBSP that Hes an octopus but only has six legs (WTH?) He is the only GOOD character left on Spongebob.
Squidward, like everyone else on the planet except TS and UMG and NC and Dubs and all those people with free will, is slowly turning into a brony.
"Brine soda, low-fast seaweed crisps, cool jazz. Mm, mm, Squidward you have done it. You have officially spoiled yourself rotten"
Squidward explodes when he contacts sponge. Hes alergic. HES ON FIRE!
He's allergic to parsnips and dairy.
He's almost as scary as the moon.
SO MUCH SQUIDWARD!!!!!!!