Player: Hello, this is Super Mario World, I've never played this game before, but I heard it's fun, so lets see how it goes.
Player:Oh look, theres a shell, maybe I should kick it.thumb|300px|right|The video that it came from
Player:Oh there it goes, heh heh.
(Spots koopas on cliff)
Player:Umm, what the heck are thoes things, I don't know what they are, but I'm not gonna get close to them becasue... umm. Anyway.
(Jumps and hits block)
Player:So you can jump, thats cool. You can do lots of stuff. So I hope there are no other things like...
(Sees Koopa come at him)
Player:Oh my gosh. Okay I'm just gonna avoid this, because I don't know what it is.
(Jumps over Koopa)
Player:*Sigh in relief*
(sees another Koopa come at him)
Player:Holy cow! Theres another one!
(Jumps and kills Koopa)
Player:Yeah, you take that you turtle!
(Accidentaly hits another Koopa and loses a life)
Player:Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! I died, I died. So I'm not gonna give up, because I'm not a quitter.
(Heads to another place)
Player:So I bet this one will be better
(Sees Koopa slide toward him from a cliff)
Player:OH MY GOSH! Oh my gosh!
(Sees a bullet Bill come at him)
Player:Oh my gosh, okay.
(Sees another bullet bill come at him)
(Sees Birdo come at him)
(Sees another coming the other way)
Player:I don't like this game, I don't like this game. Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
(Jumps as they close in, and lands on one, slightly flattening it, both Birdos turn seperate ways)
Player:Okay, okay, okay okay, okay.
(Notices slightly flat one following him)
Player:Holy cow! He's following me! Gyah! Gyah!
(Birdo bumps into another Birdo, and turns around)
(Gets a Super mushroom)
(Sees Birdo, and jumps and flattens it)
Player:You dinosaur, you take that!
(Runs on cliff over Birdos)
Player:*Whimpers*. I think I-
(Hits a birdo, and shrinks)
Player:Oh my gosh! Oh no!
(Spots a poll)
Player:Oh my gosh I made it.
(Passes by it)
(Jumps on beam, and grows)
Player:Oh my god, I did it, I beat the game.
(Notices that nothing happens)
Player:Wait no, No! no...
(Spots, and jumps over birdo)
Player:Yeah I jumped over you!
(Sees more Birdos)
Player:Ah, now theres more of them!
Player:This is the worst game ever made!
(Jumps and flattens two birdos)
Player:You! Take that! I showed you!
(Runs into a birdo, and shrinks)
Player:Ahhhh, hah! Ahhhh!
(Spots a bullet Bill)
(Ducks under Bullet Bill, and begins jumping up in the air tauntingly)
Player:I jump up in the air. Yeah!
(Knocks away koopa shell)
(Spots a bullet Bill)
(gets hit by Bullet Bill, and dies)
Player:NOOOOO! Oh, oh!
Player: I'll try one last time
(Birdo comes out of TV and kills him)
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