TV: The Musical is a song that every cartoon ever sings.
Italics means singing.
Aliens: TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER! WE HATE CARTOONS!
Phineas: No way!
Patrick: What is your weakness?
Aliens: I'm not telling you!
Aliens: Okay, it's music.
Mordecai: LET'S SING!
Phineas and Ferb: We are cartoons and you can't change it!
Spongebob and Patrick: We're TV stars and you are JEALOUS!
Mordecai and Rigby: We are awesome and you are lame!
Finn and Jake: We are wild and you are tame!
Alien: Haha, my weakness isn't normal music, it's random music suckers!
Phineas and Ferb: Watermelon, peanuts, cookies and putt-putt!
Spongebob and Patrick: Shoop de Whoop, Smiley Face, Gloopy gloop, You get TAZED!
Mordecai and Rigby: CHEESEY CHEESE, CHEDDAR TOO, CHEEZE WHIZ, I WUV WU!
Finn and Jake: Vommiting Toilet Mouths, Flush me, go to South!
Alien: STOP IT! FINE I WILL LEAVE!
Everyone: YAY! GO AND NEVER COME BACK!
Alien: I am, I am, sheesh, be patient.