Tennis is a game played where you try to hit a turtle through a hoop, over the net, past the 40 yard line, to make a goal, all with a bat. Tennis comes from the latin phraise 'ten nis'. 'Ten' meaning 10 and 'nis' meaning pineapples. So basically, tennis means 10 pineapples. Although pineapples are not physically seen during match play, they are hidden inside of the trutles. Sneaky, eh?
Tennis is especially popular in Canada. Because everybody knows that Canada plays sports a lot. Also, Turtles!