THIS IS MOCHLUM'S EPIC STORY AND NOT YOURS SO DON'T EDIT OR ELSE I'LL FRY YOUR BRAINS! This story gets more random by the end.
Chapter 1: Meap's Been Kidnapped!
(at a dark alley, in the middle of a storm)
Meap: *walking down the dark alley* Meap (This place gives me the creeps.) *turns at a corner and sees a huge shadow. Meap jumps.* Meap (Oh, it's just a dumster...)
Mysterious Voice in Shadows: Or is it? Meap... we've been expecting you.
Meap: Meap? (Who's there?) *tries to run away*
Mysterious Voice in Shadows: GRAB HIM, GUYS!
Guards: *grab Meap and gag him*
Mysterious Voice in Shadows: TAKE HIM AWAY! *guards take him away*
(noon-time, Suburban Danville)
Phineas: Hey Ferb, do you know what we should do today?
Ferb: *pulls out a newspaper*
Phineas: Reading? *reads over it* OH NO! MEAP'S BEEN KIDNAPPED!
Phineas: We got to do something!
Phineas: You're right, Ferb. Let's use the emergency friend summoning device that we made.
Ferb: *presses button*
Buford, Baljeet, and Isabella: *fall from the sky* Hi, Phineas, Hi, Ferb.
Phineas: Meap has been kidnapped!
Isabella: Oh no, this is horrible!
Baljeet: What are we going to do?
Buford: I know what we can do!
Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Baljeet: What?
Buford: Fried chicken! *pulls out some and eats it*
Phineas: Looks like he's useless.
Ferb: *presses button that makes Buford fall from a trapdoor*
Baljeet: I have an idea, too!
Baljeet: We can report it to law enforcement.
Phineas, Ferb, Isabella: *silence* *Ferb presses trapdoor for Baljeet, too.*
Isabella: Looks like it's just us three.
Phineas: Let's go!
Chapter 2: Regular Bacon
Mordecai: Let's buy some cheese!
Rigby: It's not on the list....so yeah, let's buy it!
Mordecai: How about bacon?
Rigby: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACON! BACOOOOOOON! BACON BACON BACON!
Mordecai: I'll take that as a yes. LET'S BUY ALL OF THE BACON!
Mordecai: *grabs all of the bacon* LET'S GO CHECK OUT! *goes to check out line*
Cashier: 2 packs of cheese, and 378 packs of bacon?
Cashier: That will be $783.
Mordecai and Rigby: O_O
Mordecai: (whispers) I guess we have to sacrifice some bacon.
Rigby: NO! Let's just have pops pay for it.
Mordecai: Okay. We'll pay.
Cashier: Good, now GO!
Rigby: *grabs bacon and leaves*
Mordecai: Look at that newspaper headline! MEAP'S BEEN KIDNAPPED!
Rigby: That's bad. Hey, I heard that if you have 378 or more packs of bacon, it will form togethor to make a human-sized bacon that is alive!
Mordecai: Really? Then why isn't- *turns around and sees the bacon coming to life*
Bacon: Hello, kids. I am bacon. I'm here to save Meap. *jumps to space*
Mordecai: Let's help rescue Meap, too.
Rigby: OKAY! YEAH! LET'S GET A TEAM!
Chapter 3: Three Teams
(Downtown Danville, mid-day)
Phineas: The first thing we need is a team.
Isabella: We already have us three.
Ferb: *blink* (We probably need three more people.)
Phineas: Hey, about those guys? *points at Harry Potter, Ronald McDonald, and Larry the Platypus, who are all sitting togethor on a bench*
Isabella: Do you guys want to join our rescue party to save Meap?
Harry Potter: Sure.
Ronald McDonald: Why not?
Harry Potter: We decided that that mean Yes.
Phineas: Well let's go, then.
(Mordecai and Rigby's house, mid-day)
Mordecai: Where are we gonna find help?
Rigby: Let's look under the couch cushions. That's were I go when I need to find something.
Mordecai: Good idea!
Rigby: *looks under couch cushion*
Patrick: *under couch* HELLO!
Rigby: Hi Patrick. Wanna join our group?
Darth Vader: *still under couch* Join the Darth Side!
Rigby: How about joining the Regular Side?
Darth Vader: ....nobody asked that I can join their side before...okay, I'll join.
Mordecai: Who else is down there?
Sonic: *jumps from couch* I'm here.
Amy: *jumps out* HELLO SONIC!
Sonic: AAAH! *runs away*
Amy: COME BACK! *chases him*
Rigby: They don't count.
E.T.: *jumps out* Phone home.
Floating Mario Head: Walkin' on the ground.
Rigby: Guess they're the rest.
(Deep space, evening)
Bacon: I need some help to go on this adventure. I wonder who can help me.
Sonic: *Sonic's spaceship flies by* HELP ME! AMY IS TRYING TO KILL ME!
Amy: *Amy's spaceship flies after him* SONIC, COME BACK!
Bacon: I better save Sonic. *shoots a laser that blows up Amy's ship.
Sonic: Thanks, Mr. Bacon. I owe my eternal debt to you. How may I help you?
Bacon: You can help me save Meap.
Sonic: Okay. ANYTHING FOR KILLING AMY!
Bacon: We need more people. Around four more.
Sonic: Okay. I have an idea! *presses a button that makes a Complien, Pikachu, Tails, and Finn appear*
Finn: Yay, it's ADVENTURE TIME!
Pikachu: I am Pik- ACHOO! I wish I didn't have such a cold.
Tails: *combing a barbie* I love you bar- I MEAN, MONSTER TRUCKS!
Bacon, Sonic, Finn, Complien and Pikachu: O_O
Sonic: We know that you like barbies, Tails.
Tails: Okay. *pulls out a barbie*
Sonic: And that doesn't mean you can play with them, either.
Tails: :( ah man.
All Three Teams
Team Phineas: Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Harry Potter, Ronald McDonald, Larry the Platypus
Team Regular: Mordecai, Rigby, Patrick, Darth Vader, E.T., Floating Mario Head
Team Bacon: Bacon, Sonic, Tails, Pikachu, Compliens, Finn
Chapter 4: Building a Rocket
(Phineas and Ferb's backyard, evening)
Phineas: Okay team, we need to build a rocket ship so we can go to space and save Meap!
Harry Potter: I can use magic (DA DA DA) to conjure up the parts.
Ronald McDonald: *whispering to Phineas* We think that means "Good idea."
Harry Potter: Hmm... which spell... oh yeah! *waves his wand* Rocketis Partis Appearis! *causes a mini-explosion* Maybe not the right spell.
Isabella: You think?
Ronald McDonald: I have an idea! *eats a hamburger*
Harry Potter: Larry said "How will that help us?". And Harry said "How will that help us?" too.
Phineas: So did Phineas.
Ferb: And Ferb.
Isabella: And Isabella.
Ronald McDonald: I haven't said it yet! *finishes his hamburger* My idea is.... IS-
Ronald McDonald: We can build a waffle machine and settle the hunger of the SUPER-HUGE-WAFFLE-EATER who promised me fifteen years ago that if we give him a really big waffle that he would give us rocket parts.
Harry Potter: Good idea!
Isabella: Where will we get waffles?
Larry the Platypus: YUTUPAGINHESE!
Harry Potter: That means "I know where to find lots of waffles!"
(Mordecai and Rigby's house, evening)
Mordecai: So guys, we will need a rocket.
E.T.: Who said that he was in space?
Rigby: I DID SO SHUT UP!
Darth Vader: I sense dark in you.
Floating Mario Head: Momma mia, my pants are on fire!
Patrick: YOU DON'T HAVE PANTS!
Mordecai: Guys, um, can I have all of your attention please, can I... *sighs angrily* ATTENTION!
Patrick, Rigby, Floating Mario Head, E.T. Darth Vader: What?
Mordecai: WE NEED ROCKET PARTS!
Darth Vader: I ALREADY HAVE ROCKET PARTS! I OWN A ROCKET!
Mordecai: Oh. Can you get that ship real quick.
Darth Vader: Okay. *walks off to get the rocket*
Mordecai: Now back to our regulary scheduled mayhem.
Floating Mario Head: MOMMA MIA, MAYHEM!
Rigby: Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool with my pants on the ground!
Patrick: I WUV WU, MAN! *hugs E.T.*
E.T.: LET GO OF ME!
Mordecai: I love mayhem.
Chapter 5: The Fourth Wall's Repair
(Deep Space, night)
Bacon: We're luckier then the other teams, we have a spaceship already!
Complien: What other teams?
Bacon: I'm the namesake of this story. I probably know about the plot.
Sonic: YOU JUST BROKE THR FOURTH WALL!
Pikachu: Yeah, and the fourth wall crushed Tails.
Sonic: Yaaay... I mean... nooo!
Complien: Mr. Bacon...
Complien: THE DANG SHIP IS OUTTA BATTERY!
Pikachu: I can power it! This looks like a job for Pika- ACHOO! Stupid allergies.
Sonic: I can simply run a hamster wheel and fix it!
Finn: But we don't have a hamster wheel.
Sonic: It's just a story, anything can appear whenever we want!
Finn: YOU JUST BROKE THE THIRD WALL! *third wall lands on Sonic*
Complien: *runs in with a big hamster wheel* I FOUND A HAMSTER WHEEL BUT IT'S BROKEN!'
Bacon: We must lift the third and fourth walls to save Tails and Sonic. Tails can fix the wheel and Sonic can run on it.
Pikachu: I can lift it! *tries lifting it* I CAAAAN LIIIIIIIFT IIIIT! *lifts it up a little* Sooooniiiiiic. Geeeeet ooooout.
Sonic: Okay. *goes out from the wall.*
Pikachu: I muuuuust geeet oooout ooooof theeee waaaaay. Toooooo heeeeavy!
Bacon: *mutters* ...weak. I'll help. *lifts the wall as if it's a feather*
Pikachu: Thank you for rescueing Pika- ACHOO! Stupid allergies.
Bacon: *rescues Tails* Let's power this ship!
Tails: Thanks, Bacon. Can you rescue my barbie, too. She's under there.
Bacon: *rolls his eyes* No. *drops the wall and crushed the barbie* NOW FIX THE HAMSTER WHEEL!
Tails: :,( O-okay. *fixes the hamster wheel*
Sonic: *jumps onto hamster wheel* LET'S ROLL! *starts running*
Tails: Hey, that was a pun! THAT WAS FUNNY!
Finn: SHUT UP!
Bacon: Now we're back on track.
Chapter 6: The Heist!
(SUPER-HUGE-WAFFLE-EATER's palace, night)
Phineas: So what's the plan?
Harry Potter: We steal the SUPER-HUGE-WAFFLE-EATER's waffles and give them to him before he sees!
Isabella: That's illegal!
Ronald McDonald: I still liked Jerry's idea better.
Ferb: *blink* (I know it was less criminal, but there was no way we could make it into that warehouse without any jars of peanut-butter.)
Harry Potter: Jerry said "It was good idea..."
Isabella: We know, we know.
Phineas: Quiet guys, we're picking the lock.
Ronald McDonald: But we don't have a lock pick.
Phineas: No, we have a key, but the vault has no lock, so we're going to put the lock on the door, lock it, unlock, and go in!
Isabella, Jerry, Ferb, Ronald McDonald, Harry Potter: O_O
Harry Potter: Wouldn't it be easier to just open the door that wasn't even locked.
Ronald McDonald: That takes alway all of the crime suspense!
Ferb: *puts lock on door, locks it, unlocks it, and opens it*
Isabella: Go Ferb!
Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Ronald McDonald, Harry Potter, Jerry: *walk in and see the waffles* That's alot of waffles / Quefloposis.
Footsteps: step, step, step
Isabella: Hide, someone's coming!
Harry: Uh oh- wait, why were the footsteps wrote down on the script like that?
Mochlum: BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT! Also, stop breaking the fourth wall! This wiki is running out of extra walls!
Harry Potter: Sorry.
Harry Potter: Good idea, Jerry! The fourth wall's disappearance has made us an escape route!
Phineas: Good idea! Grab all the waffles you can and RUN!
Everyone: *evacuates off the wiki's page through the wall*
Mochlum: Hello guys. They evacuated to this page, but will come back.
Chapter 7: Team Regular's Regular Ride
(deep space, midnight)
Mordecai: Darth Vader, does this ship have air conditioning?
Darth Vader: NO!
Darth Vader: NO!
Complien: Air freshener?
Darth Vader: NO!
E.T.: Cup holders?
Darth Vader: NO!
Floating Mario Head: Heated seats?
Darth Vader: WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP?! STOP COMPLAINING! And by the way, Floating Mario Head, you don't even need a seat? YOUR FLOATING!
Floating Mario Head: I know, but along with walking on the ground, I like sitting on the ground, too.
E.T.: Are we there yet?
Darth Vader: DO YOU SEE AND EVIL PEOPLES STARSHIP?
Mordecai: I need to go to the bathroom!
Rigby: Me, too!
E.T.: Can I phone home?
Floating Mario Head: There's no room to walk on the ground in here.
Darth Vader: DO YOU WANT ME TO TURN THIS CAR AROUND?
Floating Mario Head, E.T., Mordecai, Rigby, Patrick: NO!
Darth Vader: SO SHUT IT!
E.T.: ...........are we there yet?
Darth Vader: NO- actually, YES! *points at Evil Star Cruiser*
Patrick: Ah great, all of the parking spots are full. *points at parking lot*
Darth Vader: I can fix that. *shoots a sonic bomb that destroys all ships except theirs*
Everyone: OH YEAH! *park at closest spot* Let's go! *get out of car*
Chapter 8: Team Bacon's Journey
(deep space, midnight)
Bacon: We're almost there!
Finn: ALMOST ADVENTURE TIME! WOOHOO!
Sonic: *still running on hamster wheel* ...geeeetiiiiiing tiiiiireeed...
Bacon: KEEP RUNNING!
Pikachu: Pika- ACHOO- is ready for the adventure!
Bacon: We're lucky since we have a fast engine- or Sonic -to take us to the Evil Star Cruiser!
Tails: So doesn't that make the chapter based on our journey a waist?
Bacon: O_O *silence*
Compliens: Yes. Yes it does.
Chapter 9: Return from Chapter 6
Mochlum: Go back to Chapter 6's end and use the link. BEFORE you read this.
(Evil Star Cruiser, morning)
Everyone: *jumps out of hole*
Phineas: We are back to our page!
Harry Potter: And luckily, that hole take us to the star cruiser where Meap is!
Ronald McDonald: Don't worry Meap, we're coming!
Harry Potter: He said "Let's go!" and I agree!
Everyone: *runs through the halls*
Footsteps: step, step, step
Ferb: Someone's coming!
Ronald McDonald: Why were the steps like that AGAIN! *fourth wall breaks*
Isabella: I have an idea! *whispers it to team*
Guard: *walks by* I wonder what happened to that wall? *leans in close to it*
Everyone: *swing in* TAKE THIS / KUMBLUDOGOB! *kick the guard through the wall to this page then lift the wall*
Harry Potter: Ha, now you're trapped in the wall! And luckily, your on a page with a lot of holes!
Phineas: Let's go! *run through the halls*
Security Camera: *looks at them*
Unknown Mysterious Camera Watcher (probably the main villain): *low voice* Bwahaha. Come to me, my prey!
Chapter 10: Almost the Climax
(Evil Star Cruiser, morning)
Mordecai: Guys, come on. We must quiet or else they will SNEAK ATTACK!
Everyone but Mordecai: SSSSH!
Everyone but Mordecai: SSSSH!
Everyone: *sneaks through the halls*
Footsteps: step step step
Patrick: WE'RE DOOMED!
Guard: What the-
E.T.: *punches the guard*
Guard: What is going-
Floating Mario Head: *crushes the guard* Crushin' on the ground, crushin' on the ground.
Rigby: You better not shout for help guard.
Darth Vader: YOU JUST GAVE HIM AN IDEA, YOU IDIOT!
Rigby: At least we didn't tell him about the Floating Mario Head's secret pressure point!
Guard: *pressure points Floating Mario Head and pushes him out of the way* HELP! INTRUDERS!
Patrick; Get him!
E.T.: You can talk now, MORDECAI!
Mordecai: Good, because I was getting tired of-
Alarm: INTRUDERS INTRUDERS INTRUDERS!
Floating Mario Head: Intruders? Where?
Darth Vader: HE MEANS US!
Floating Mario Head: Doesn't he mean that guy? *points at a squirrel picking his nose* Hmm, I guess not.
Darth Vader: AM I THE ONLY SANE ONE HERE?!
Mordecai and Rigby: No, we're the only regular ones here. Everyone else is CRAAAZY!
Cages: HAHA! WE CAUGHT YOU! *drops on Team Regular*
Patrick: NO WE'RE DOOOOOOMED!
Mysterious Voice in Shadows: Yes, yes you are!
Chapter 11: The Three Teams United
(entrance to Evil Space Cruiser, Morning)
Bacon: We're here.
Sonic: I've got an awfully good feeling about this!
Sonic: BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE HAVIN' THAT FEELIN' JERK!
Tails: Wow. Harsh.
Finn: It's finally adventure time!
Pikachu: Watch out villains. You are about to feel the power of Pika-ACHOO! Stupid allergies.
Bacon: Let's go, guys. *enters hideout*
Alarm: THE INTRUDERS HAVE BEEN CAUGHT!
Complien: Either this is a trap, or we are the last ones here.
Finn: I hope this is a trap, because it would be emberassing to be here last.
Pikachu: Wouldn't it be more embaressing to be the first ones trapped?
Sonic: NO! Wow, get smart.
Tails: That wasn't nice-
Bacon: FOCUS! WE MUST RESCUE- oh look, a squirrel. *touches it and it turns into a machine*
Squirrel Alarm: INTRUDERS! INTRUDERS!
Finn: Oops. There goes our adventure.
Tails: *pulls out his barbie and hugs it* It's okay barbie, it'll be okay-
Sonic: SHUT UP TAILS! LET'S NOT LET THEM GET US! LET'S FIGHT!
Pikachu: AH, YEAH!
Complien: HEHE! YIPEE!
Bacon: You're right, Sonic. When the guards get here, we'll be ready to-
Cage: *falls over Team Bacon* Hehe.
Bacon O_O -fight...
Pikachu: Now we're doomed.
(Brig of Evil People Starship, mid-morning)
Cages: We trapped you, now we're hanging your cages! HA!
Team Bacon: Look, it's another team! *points at Team Regular*
Team Regular: Look, it's another team! *points at Team Bacon*
Mysterious Voice in Shadows: Ah look, almost everyone is togethor. Including MEAP!
Meap: *his cages lowers down* MEAP!
Mordecai: AHH! CHEESE!
Darth Vader: How does that make sense?
Rigby: Does a penguin fly?
Darth Vader: NO!
Mordecai: He has a point.
Bacon: We have to do something!
Mysterious Voice in Shadows: But we are missing one team. And they should be running in here... right now.
Team Phineas: *runs into brig* WE'RE HERE, MEAP! / LUKUNZALQUENZYMOO!
Mysterious Voice in Shadows: Just in time. *drops a cage on them and lifts it up*
Team Phineas: NOOOOOO! / OOOOOOON!
Phineas: Meap, he's here!
Isabella: Reveal yourself, villain!
Harry Potter: Or else I must use magic to do it! Revealis Yourselfis! *turns Bacon back into a bunch of bacon packs*
Pikachu: NO! BACON!
Finn: This isn't good.
Complien: Look on the upside, we have breakfast!
Mysterious Voice in Shadows: Quiet! I will reveal myself...............right................now............... *walks dramaticly out to reveal........TO REVEAL......
Everyone: AUNT STEVE? / TUMBUCKYO? / MEAP? / *BLINK*?
Aunt Steve: Oh boy, you guys know my name!
Phineas: Why the heck did you kidnap Meap?
Aunt Steve: Oh boy, it's a long story, but I'll tell you. A short time ago in a galaxy close, close away. I wanted to have a SLUMBER PARTY! I invited a tree, a dog, and Meap, but Meap never R.S.V.P.ed. He might've not been available so I went over to him and asked. He said "Meap", and I'm pretty sure that that means "Yes", so I took him, even though he was struggling in excitement. He kept wanting to leave early, but since I don't understand Meap language, I just locked him up!
Everyone but Aunt Steve: :O OMG! / TUVEMBO! / MEAP! / *BLINK*!
Aunt Steve: Should I free you guys?
Aunt Steve: Okey dokey. *presses a button that creates a trapdoor out of the cages*
Everyone: Thank you. NOW LET'S LEAVE! *everyone runs*
Aunt Steve: Come back! Ah man. NOW LET'S DANCE! *starts tap-dancing*
Mochlum: Um, the "The End" que is ready any minute now. *two minutes later* Any minute...
Harry Potter: I can fix it! The-Endis Appearis!
Aunt Steve: That didn't work! I'll just say it. THE END!