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THIS IS MOCHLUM'S EPIC STORY AND NOT YOURS SO DON'T EDIT OR ELSE I'LL FRY YOUR BRAINS! This story gets more random by the end.

Chapter 1: Meap's Been Kidnapped!

(at a dark alley, in the middle of a storm)

Meap: *walking down the dark alley* Meap (This place gives me the creeps.) *turns at a corner and sees a huge shadow. Meap jumps.* Meap (Oh, it's just a dumster...)

Mysterious Voice in Shadows: Or is it? Meap... we've been expecting you.

Meap: Meap? (Who's there?) *tries to run away*

Mysterious Voice in Shadows: GRAB HIM, GUYS!

Guards: *grab Meap and gag him*

Mysterious Voice in Shadows: TAKE HIM AWAY! *guards take him away*

(noon-time, Suburban Danville)

Phineas: Hey Ferb, do you know what we should do today?

Ferb: *pulls out a newspaper*

Phineas: Reading? *reads over it* OH NO! MEAP'S BEEN KIDNAPPED!

Ferb: *nods*

Phineas: We got to do something!

Ferb: *blink*

Phineas: You're right, Ferb. Let's use the emergency friend summoning device that we made.

Ferb: *presses button*

Buford, Baljeet, and Isabella: *fall from the sky* Hi, Phineas, Hi, Ferb.

Phineas: Meap has been kidnapped!

Isabella: Oh no, this is horrible!

Baljeet: What are we going to do?

Buford: I know what we can do!

Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Baljeet: What?

Buford: Fried chicken! *pulls out some and eats it*

Phineas: Looks like he's useless.

Ferb: *presses button that makes Buford fall from a trapdoor*

Baljeet: I have an idea, too!

Phineas: What?

Baljeet: We can report it to law enforcement.

Phineas, Ferb, Isabella: *silence* *Ferb presses trapdoor for Baljeet, too.*

Isabella: Looks like it's just us three.

Phineas: Let's go!

Chapter 2: Regular Bacon

(at Super-Market)

Mordecai: Let's buy some cheese!

Rigby: It's not on the list....so yeah, let's buy it!

Mordecai: How about bacon?

Rigby: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACON! BACOOOOOOON! BACON BACON BACON!

Mordecai: I'll take that as a yes. LET'S BUY ALL OF THE BACON!

Rigby: YEEEEAH!

Mordecai: *grabs all of the bacon* LET'S GO CHECK OUT! *goes to check out line*

Cashier: 2 packs of cheese, and 378 packs of bacon?

Rigby: Correct.

Cashier: That will be $783.

Mordecai and Rigby: O_O

Mordecai: (whispers) I guess we have to sacrifice some bacon.

Rigby: NO! Let's just have pops pay for it.

Mordecai: Okay. We'll pay.

Cashier: Good, now GO!

Rigby: *grabs bacon and leaves*

Mordecai: Look at that newspaper headline! MEAP'S BEEN KIDNAPPED!

Rigby: That's bad. Hey, I heard that if you have 378 or more packs of bacon, it will form togethor to make a human-sized bacon that is alive!

Mordecai: Really? Then why isn't- *turns around and sees the bacon coming to life*

Bacon: Hello, kids. I am bacon. I'm here to save Meap. *jumps to space*

Mordecai: Let's help rescue Meap, too.

Rigby: OKAY! YEAH! LET'S GET A TEAM!

Mordecai: YAY!

Chapter 3: Three Teams

(Downtown Danville, mid-day)

Phineas: The first thing we need is a team.

Isabella: We already have us three.

Ferb: *blink* (We probably need three more people.)

Phineas: Hey, about those guys? *points at Harry Potter, Ronald McDonald, and Larry the Platypus, who are all sitting togethor on a bench*

Isabella: Do you guys want to join our rescue party to save Meap?

Harry Potter: Sure.

Ronald McDonald: Why not?

Larry: BLUGUBLUGURGH!

Phineas: O_O

Harry Potter: We decided that that mean Yes.

Phineas: Well let's go, then.

(Mordecai and Rigby's house, mid-day)

Mordecai: Where are we gonna find help?

Rigby: Let's look under the couch cushions. That's were I go when I need to find something.

Mordecai: Good idea!

Rigby: *looks under couch cushion*

Patrick: *under couch* HELLO!

Rigby: Hi Patrick. Wanna join our group?

Patrick: OKAY!

Darth Vader: *still under couch* Join the Darth Side!

Rigby: How about joining the Regular Side?

Darth Vader: ....nobody asked that I can join their side before...okay, I'll join.

Mordecai: Who else is down there?

Sonic: *jumps from couch* I'm here.

Amy: *jumps out* HELLO SONIC!

Sonic: AAAH! *runs away*

Amy: COME BACK! *chases him*

Rigby: They don't count.

E.T.: *jumps out* Phone home.

Floating Mario Head: Walkin' on the ground.

Rigby: Guess they're the rest.

(Deep space, evening)

Bacon: I need some help to go on this adventure. I wonder who can help me.

Sonic: *Sonic's spaceship flies by* HELP ME! AMY IS TRYING TO KILL ME!

Amy: *Amy's spaceship flies after him* SONIC, COME BACK!

Bacon: I better save Sonic. *shoots a laser that blows up Amy's ship.

Sonic: Thanks, Mr. Bacon. I owe my eternal debt to you. How may I help you?

Bacon: You can help me save Meap.

Sonic: Okay. ANYTHING FOR KILLING AMY!

Bacon: We need more people. Around four more.

Sonic: Okay. I have an idea! *presses a button that makes a Complien, Pikachu, Tails, and Finn appear*

Finn: Yay, it's ADVENTURE TIME!

Complien: Hehe.

Pikachu: I am Pik- ACHOO! I wish I didn't have such a cold.

Tails: *combing a barbie* I love you bar- I MEAN, MONSTER TRUCKS!

Bacon, Sonic, Finn, Complien and Pikachu: O_O

Sonic: We know that you like barbies, Tails.

Tails: Okay. *pulls out a barbie*

Sonic: And that doesn't mean you can play with them, either.

Tails: :( ah man.

All Three Teams

Team Phineas: Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Harry Potter, Ronald McDonald, Larry the Platypus

Team Regular: Mordecai, Rigby, Patrick, Darth Vader, E.T., Floating Mario Head

Team Bacon: Bacon, Sonic, Tails, Pikachu, Compliens, Finn

Chapter 4: Building a Rocket

(Phineas and Ferb's backyard, evening)

Phineas: Okay team, we need to build a rocket ship so we can go to space and save Meap!

Harry Potter: I can use magic (DA DA DA) to conjure up the parts.

Larry: BLOOGUBOOGA

Ronald McDonald: *whispering to Phineas* We think that means "Good idea."

Harry Potter: Hmm... which spell... oh yeah! *waves his wand* Rocketis Partis Appearis! *causes a mini-explosion* Maybe not the right spell.

Isabella: You think?

Ronald McDonald: I have an idea! *eats a hamburger*

Larry: Yugublumber?

Harry Potter: Larry said "How will that help us?". And Harry said "How will that help us?" too.

Phineas: So did Phineas.

Ferb: And Ferb.

Isabella: And Isabella.

Ronald McDonald: I haven't said it yet! *finishes his hamburger* My idea is.... IS-

Phineas: WHAT?

Ronald McDonald: We can build a waffle machine and settle the hunger of the SUPER-HUGE-WAFFLE-EATER who promised me fifteen years ago that if we give him a really big waffle that he would give us rocket parts.

Harry Potter: Good idea!

Isabella: Where will we get waffles?

Larry the Platypus: YUTUPAGINHESE!

Harry Potter: That means "I know where to find lots of waffles!"

(Mordecai and Rigby's house, evening)

Mordecai: So guys, we will need a rocket.

E.T.: Who said that he was in space?

Rigby: I DID SO SHUT UP!

Darth Vader: I sense dark in you.

Rigby: Thanks.

Floating Mario Head: Momma mia, my pants are on fire!

Patrick: YOU DON'T HAVE PANTS!

Mordecai: Guys, um, can I have all of your attention please, can I... *sighs angrily* ATTENTION!

Patrick, Rigby, Floating Mario Head, E.T. Darth Vader: What?

Mordecai: WE NEED ROCKET PARTS!

Darth Vader: I ALREADY HAVE ROCKET PARTS! I OWN A ROCKET!

Mordecai: Oh. Can you get that ship real quick.

Darth Vader: Okay. *walks off to get the rocket*

Mordecai: Now back to our regulary scheduled mayhem.

Floating Mario Head: MOMMA MIA, MAYHEM!

Rigby: Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool with my pants on the ground!

Patrick: I WUV WU, MAN! *hugs E.T.*

E.T.: LET GO OF ME!

Mordecai: I love mayhem.

Chapter 5: The Fourth Wall's Repair

(Deep Space, night)

Bacon: We're luckier then the other teams, we have a spaceship already!

Complien: What other teams?

Pikachu: Yeah!

Bacon: I'm the namesake of this story. I probably know about the plot.

Sonic: YOU JUST BROKE THR FOURTH WALL!

Pikachu: Yeah, and the fourth wall crushed Tails.

Sonic: Yaaay... I mean... nooo!

Complien: Mr. Bacon...

Bacon: Yes?

Complien: THE DANG SHIP IS OUTTA BATTERY!

Pikachu: I can power it! This looks like a job for Pika- ACHOO! Stupid allergies.

Sonic: I can simply run a hamster wheel and fix it!

Finn: But we don't have a hamster wheel.

Sonic: It's just a story, anything can appear whenever we want!

Finn: YOU JUST BROKE THE THIRD WALL! *third wall lands on Sonic*

Complien: *runs in with a big hamster wheel* I FOUND A HAMSTER WHEEL BUT IT'S BROKEN!'

Bacon: We must lift the third and fourth walls to save Tails and Sonic. Tails can fix the wheel and Sonic can run on it.

Pikachu: I can lift it! *tries lifting it* I CAAAAN LIIIIIIIFT IIIIT! *lifts it up a little* Sooooniiiiiic. Geeeeet ooooout.

Sonic: Okay. *goes out from the wall.*

Pikachu: I muuuuust geeet oooout ooooof theeee waaaaay. Toooooo heeeeavy!

Bacon: *mutters* ...weak. I'll help. *lifts the wall as if it's a feather*

Pikachu: Thank you for rescueing Pika- ACHOO! Stupid allergies.

Bacon: *rescues Tails* Let's power this ship!

Tails: Thanks, Bacon. Can you rescue my barbie, too. She's under there.

Bacon: *rolls his eyes* No. *drops the wall and crushed the barbie* NOW FIX THE HAMSTER WHEEL!

Tails: :,( O-okay. *fixes the hamster wheel*

Sonic: *jumps onto hamster wheel* LET'S ROLL! *starts running*

Tails: Hey, that was a pun! THAT WAS FUNNY!

Finn: SHUT UP!

Bacon: Now we're back on track.

Chapter 6: The Heist!

(SUPER-HUGE-WAFFLE-EATER's palace, night)

Phineas: So what's the plan?

Harry Potter: We steal the SUPER-HUGE-WAFFLE-EATER's waffles and give them to him before he sees!

Isabella: That's illegal!

Ronald McDonald: I still liked Jerry's idea better.

Ferb: *blink* (I know it was less criminal, but there was no way we could make it into that warehouse without any jars of peanut-butter.)

Jerry: ...bulgabunyun....

Harry Potter: Jerry said "It was good idea..."

Isabella: We know, we know.

Phineas: Quiet guys, we're picking the lock.

Ronald McDonald: But we don't have a lock pick.

Phineas: No, we have a key, but the vault has no lock, so we're going to put the lock on the door, lock it, unlock, and go in!

Isabella, Jerry, Ferb, Ronald McDonald, Harry Potter: O_O

Harry Potter: Wouldn't it be easier to just open the door that wasn't even locked.

Ronald McDonald: That takes alway all of the crime suspense!

Ferb: *puts lock on door, locks it, unlocks it, and opens it*

Isabella: Go Ferb!

Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Ronald McDonald, Harry Potter, Jerry: *walk in and see the waffles* That's alot of waffles / Quefloposis.

Footsteps: step, step, step

Isabella: Hide, someone's coming!

Harry: Uh oh- wait, why were the footsteps wrote down on the script like that?

Mochlum: BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT! Also, stop breaking the fourth wall! This wiki is running out of extra walls!

Harry Potter: Sorry.

Jerry: Clumbeebob!

Harry Potter: Good idea, Jerry! The fourth wall's disappearance has made us an escape route!

Phineas: Good idea! Grab all the waffles you can and RUN!

Everyone: *evacuates off the wiki's page through the wall*

Mochlum: Hello guys. They evacuated to this page, but will come back.

Chapter 7: Team Regular's Regular Ride

(deep space, midnight)

Mordecai: Darth Vader, does this ship have air conditioning?

Darth Vader: NO!

Rigby: Radio?

Darth Vader: NO!

Complien: Air freshener?

Darth Vader: NO!

E.T.: Cup holders?

Darth Vader: NO!

Floating Mario Head: Heated seats?

Darth Vader: WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP?! STOP COMPLAINING! And by the way, Floating Mario Head, you don't even need a seat? YOUR FLOATING!

Floating Mario Head: I know, but along with walking on the ground, I like sitting on the ground, too.

E.T.: Are we there yet?

Darth Vader: DO YOU SEE AND EVIL PEOPLES STARSHIP?

Mordecai: I need to go to the bathroom!

Rigby: Me, too!

E.T.: Can I phone home?

Floating Mario Head: There's no room to walk on the ground in here.

Darth Vader: DO YOU WANT ME TO TURN THIS CAR AROUND?

Floating Mario Head, E.T., Mordecai, Rigby, Patrick: NO!

Darth Vader: SO SHUT IT!

E.T.: ...........are we there yet?

Darth Vader: NO- actually, YES! *points at Evil Star Cruiser*

Patrick: Ah great, all of the parking spots are full. *points at parking lot*

Darth Vader: I can fix that. *shoots a sonic bomb that destroys all ships except theirs*

Everyone: OH YEAH! *park at closest spot* Let's go! *get out of car*

Chapter 8: Team Bacon's Journey

(deep space, midnight)

Bacon: We're almost there!

Finn: ALMOST ADVENTURE TIME! WOOHOO!

Sonic: *still running on hamster wheel* ...geeeetiiiiiing tiiiiireeed...

Bacon: KEEP RUNNING!

Pikachu: Pika- ACHOO- is ready for the adventure!

Compliens: YAAY!

Bacon: We're lucky since we have a fast engine- or Sonic -to take us to the Evil Star Cruiser!

Tails: So doesn't that make the chapter based on our journey a waist?

Bacon: O_O *silence*

Compliens: Yes. Yes it does.

Chapter 9: Return from Chapter 6

Mochlum: Go back to Chapter 6's end and use the link. BEFORE you read this.

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(Evil Star Cruiser, morning)

Everyone: *jumps out of hole*

Phineas: We are back to our page!

Isabella: Finally.

Harry Potter: And luckily, that hole take us to the star cruiser where Meap is!

Ronald McDonald: Don't worry Meap, we're coming!

Jerry: Letzamugooo!

Harry Potter: He said "Let's go!" and I agree!

Everyone: *runs through the halls*

Footsteps: step, step, step

Ferb: Someone's coming!

Ronald McDonald: Why were the steps like that AGAIN! *fourth wall breaks*

Isabella: I have an idea! *whispers it to team*

Guard: *walks by* I wonder what happened to that wall? *leans in close to it*

Everyone: *swing in* TAKE THIS / KUMBLUDOGOB! *kick the guard through the wall to this page then lift the wall*

Harry Potter: Ha, now you're trapped in the wall! And luckily, your on a page with a lot of holes!

Phineas: Let's go! *run through the halls*

Security Camera: *looks at them*

Unknown Mysterious Camera Watcher (probably the main villain): *low voice* Bwahaha. Come to me, my prey!

Chapter 10: Almost the Climax

(Evil Star Cruiser, morning)

Mordecai: Guys, come on. We must quiet or else they will SNEAK ATTACK!

Everyone but Mordecai: SSSSH!

Mordecai: Sorry.'

Everyone but Mordecai: SSSSH!

Everyone: *sneaks through the halls*

Footsteps: step step step

Patrick: WE'RE DOOMED!

Guard: What the-

E.T.: *punches the guard*

Guard: What is going-

Floating Mario Head: *crushes the guard* Crushin' on the ground, crushin' on the ground.

Rigby: You better not shout for help guard.

Darth Vader: YOU JUST GAVE HIM AN IDEA, YOU IDIOT!

Rigby: At least we didn't tell him about the Floating Mario Head's secret pressure point!

Guard: *pressure points Floating Mario Head and pushes him out of the way* HELP! INTRUDERS!

Patrick; Get him!

Mordecai: MmmmmMMMmmmMMMmmmmMMM!

E.T.: You can talk now, MORDECAI!

Mordecai: Good, because I was getting tired of-

Alarm: INTRUDERS INTRUDERS INTRUDERS!

Floating Mario Head: Intruders? Where?

Darth Vader: HE MEANS US!

Floating Mario Head: Doesn't he mean that guy? *points at a squirrel picking his nose* Hmm, I guess not.

Darth Vader: AM I THE ONLY SANE ONE HERE?!

Mordecai and Rigby: No, we're the only regular ones here. Everyone else is CRAAAZY!

Cages: HAHA! WE CAUGHT YOU! *drops on Team Regular*

Patrick: NO WE'RE DOOOOOOMED!

Mysterious Voice in Shadows: Yes, yes you are!

Chapter 11: The Three Teams United

(entrance to Evil Space Cruiser, Morning)

Bacon: We're here.

Sonic: I've got an awfully good feeling about this!

Tails: Why?

Sonic: BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE HAVIN' THAT FEELIN' JERK!

Tails: Wow. Harsh.

Finn: It's finally adventure time!

Complien: YIPEE!

Pikachu: Watch out villains. You are about to feel the power of Pika-ACHOO! Stupid allergies.

Bacon: Let's go, guys. *enters hideout*

Alarm: THE INTRUDERS HAVE BEEN CAUGHT!

Complien: Either this is a trap, or we are the last ones here.

Finn: I hope this is a trap, because it would be emberassing to be here last.

Pikachu: Wouldn't it be more embaressing to be the first ones trapped?

Sonic: NO! Wow, get smart.

Tails: That wasn't nice-

Bacon: FOCUS! WE MUST RESCUE- oh look, a squirrel. *touches it and it turns into a machine*

Squirrel Alarm: INTRUDERS! INTRUDERS!

Finn: Oops. There goes our adventure.

Tails: *pulls out his barbie and hugs it* It's okay barbie, it'll be okay-

Sonic: SHUT UP TAILS! LET'S NOT LET THEM GET US! LET'S FIGHT!

Pikachu: AH, YEAH!

Complien: HEHE! YIPEE!

Bacon: You're right, Sonic. When the guards get here, we'll be ready to-

Cage: *falls over Team Bacon* Hehe.

Bacon O_O -fight...

Pikachu: Now we're doomed.

(Brig of Evil People Starship, mid-morning)

Cages: We trapped you, now we're hanging your cages! HA!

Team Bacon: Look, it's another team! *points at Team Regular*

Team Regular: Look, it's another team! *points at Team Bacon*

Mysterious Voice in Shadows: Ah look, almost everyone is togethor. Including MEAP!

Meap: *his cages lowers down* MEAP!

Mordecai: AHH! CHEESE!

Darth Vader: How does that make sense?

Rigby: Does a penguin fly?

Darth Vader: NO!

Mordecai: He has a point.

Bacon: We have to do something!

Mysterious Voice in Shadows: But we are missing one team. And they should be running in here... right now.

Team Phineas: *runs into brig* WE'RE HERE, MEAP! / LUKUNZALQUENZYMOO!

Mysterious Voice in Shadows: Just in time. *drops a cage on them and lifts it up*

Team Phineas: NOOOOOO! / OOOOOOON!

Phineas: Meap, he's here!

Ferb: *blink*

Isabella: Reveal yourself, villain!

Harry Potter: Or else I must use magic to do it! Revealis Yourselfis! *turns Bacon back into a bunch of bacon packs*

Pikachu: NO! BACON!

Finn: This isn't good.

Complien: Look on the upside, we have breakfast!

Mysterious Voice in Shadows: Quiet! I will reveal myself...............right................now............... *walks dramaticly out to reveal........TO REVEAL......

Aunt Steve?!*

Everyone: AUNT STEVE? / TUMBUCKYO? / MEAP? / *BLINK*?

Aunt Steve: Oh boy, you guys know my name!

Phineas: Why the heck did you kidnap Meap?

Aunt Steve: Oh boy, it's a long story, but I'll tell you. A short time ago in a galaxy close, close away. I wanted to have a SLUMBER PARTY! I invited a tree, a dog, and Meap, but Meap never R.S.V.P.ed. He might've not been available so I went over to him and asked. He said "Meap", and I'm pretty sure that that means "Yes", so I took him, even though he was struggling in excitement. He kept wanting to leave early, but since I don't understand Meap language, I just locked him up!

Everyone but Aunt Steve: :O OMG! / TUVEMBO! / MEAP! / *BLINK*!

Aunt Steve: Should I free you guys?

Everyone: YES!

Aunt Steve: Okey dokey. *presses a button that creates a trapdoor out of the cages*

Everyone: Thank you. NOW LET'S LEAVE! *everyone runs*

Aunt Steve: Come back! Ah man. NOW LET'S DANCE! *starts tap-dancing*

Mochlum: Um, the "The End" que is ready any minute now. *two minutes later* Any minute...

Harry Potter: I can fix it! The-Endis Appearis!

PLOOPY

Aunt Steve: That didn't work! I'll just say it. THE END!

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