The Fantastic Bore is a group of nerds who bore people with their noober-powers.(the opposite of super-powers)
The Members of FB:
The Ding(Ole Ling)
The Ding has powers to make people dumb.As a result he blows up and returns 4 weeks later.
Batteries ARE included,but nobody wants to put them in.
Captain S. can stretch like a rubberband.(But breaks just as easily)
Pulls a muscle if he stretches past 2 inches.