Like chicken? Well then sing this song! Just sing to any beat you want!
Do you like pie?
Do you like fries?
Do you like more pies?
Do you like stuff fried?
If all of the above,
Question's answers are yes,
Now try this thing thats better then chess,
Has your stepsister ever been swallowed by a giant goose,
Do not fear, do not cry, do not kill a moose,
Don't be a weirdo, don't be crazy, don't be a chicken,
Just go to KFC and have fried chicken!
Now if you're feeling depressed,
Or just plain unhappy,
Do not be messed,
Just by pappy!
Go to a farm, and "borrow" a chicken,
And you will feel joy!
You'll feel like a good girl or boy,
IT'S CALLED FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEED CHICKEN!