1: You are now playing the game.
2: If you think about the game, you will lose the game.
3: If you lose the game, you must announce, outloud, that you lost the game.
4: After you announce you lost the game, you will start playing again. (Unknowingly, of course.)
5: THERE IS NO WINNING THE GAME. EVER.
Have fun :) ( BTW, you just lost the game. Again. lol.)
YOU LOVE THE GAME
But you always lose