The Itsy Bitsy Spider (Remix) is a song remix of "The Itsy Bitsy Spider" by Random Guy and a spider, who is itsy-bitsy. Whatever that means.
RG: The itsy bitsy spider.
Spider: That's me
RG: Went up the water spout.
Spider: What the heck is a spout?
RG: He slid down or something
RG: So he went up the spout again
Spider: Do I get to slide again?
RG: Sure, whatever. Just go up.
Spider: Okay. *goes up spout*
RG: So he ate some bugs
RG: So we ended the song
Peyton Hillis: Hi
RG: What are you doing here?
Hillis: Uh, I thought this was Sun Life Stadium's locker room.
RG: Must have been a numbered room leading into Room 12, and you fell through the hole-and wait, you have no clue what we're talking about, do you?