HELLO!!!!!!!!!! Rex here! I'm hosting the Randolympics 2011! I'm at the Randotopia Field, the grounds of the Randolympics. Here are the...
Round 1: 5-mile race
- gun shots*
Hu? Oh right. *runs while screaming MANGOS* RUNNIIIINNNNGGG FAST. MANGOS> GOING TO WIN. MANGO. ELEPHANT *lets elephant pass* RUNNNNNNNNIIIIINNNNGGG FAST. MORT *Stops* Hello mort.
Me: *Pulls out a mango*
Mort: *goes phyco and attacks*
Me: *runs on and laughs when mort attacks every other racer* THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. YOU ARE A JUSTINE BEIBER. BWAHAHAHHHAHAHA. *runs into justine beiber*
Beiber: Baby, baby, baby ohhh.
Me: *rips his head off and continues* SMELLY FEET. PIE. OH FINISH LINE. *runs across line*
Announcer: Well due to the fact that almost no racers can finish due to a rapid mort you are the winner.
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Runs like a melon on turbo. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH T|tt|||||||||||||||||||||||||tttttttttttttttttttttTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!i ROCK!
RUNS OVER A ANT!
Runs over finish line.
(Banana walks in flying and fighting a cheeseburger and an overcooked strip of bacon)