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Part 1: RUN AWAY! ITS THE KLASKY CSUPO Robot!V of Doom: I'M GONNA SMASH YOU!!!!
Prof. Wright: Run away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ferb: Well, that was close.
Prof Wright: AH! THE NEXT SCARY LOGO BATTLE IS KLASKY CSUPO!
Meap: Meap, meap meap meap meap chicken.
Prof. Wright: Yes, he does have censor. They also show subtitles for what he's saying because his voice is also scary.
Klasky Csupo: I am scary. Lol. I want to scare you. Lol. Lol, lol.
Meap: CHICKEN! MEAP! MEAP! MMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
Prof Wright: His weakness is..... FLUFFY Pillows!
Meap: Meap. Meap. Meap. Meap.
Prof Wright: Okay. His weakness is.....
Meap: Meap. Chicken. Meap.
Pops: I was at Turdland. They could all be turds. They gave me
Prof Wrigh, Ferb, Meap, and Pops: YAY FOR TURDS!
Part 2: Turkeys!
Meap in manly voice: And now, for a program in living color on NBC TURKEY!
NBC Peacock:(tune of NBC chimes) Thanks, Giv, Ing!
Prof Wright: Yay! The randomness chicken says its thanksgiving! Lets eat him!
More turkeys: Meap.
Klasky Csupo: I'm French, Lol.
Meap in manly voice: Ah! Klasky Csupo doesn't want to celebrate thanksgiving!
Pops: ATTACK KLASKY CSUPO!!!!
Prof Wright: I'll get a
FLUFFY pillows pult.
FLUFFY pillows pult: I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Prof Wright: We destroyed him! Yayz.
S from Heck: Am I scary?
- kills S from Heck and bloodiness happens for epicness*
Part 3: Mario Wants to talk to you.......
Floating Mario Head: Moving on the ground, moving on the ground, heeheeheeheehee......Prof. Wright: What???
Floating Mario Head: You can type very fast.
Prof. Wright: Yeah, that guy IS crazy. Lets leave.
Floating Mario Head: But we haven't discussed how to Mariocise!
Part 4: Meet the Sonic stuff
Pops: What's up next on this journey?
Pops: Look Prof. Wright! Look Meap! Look Ferb! Look Mr. E! (5 Minutes of telling people to look) Look myself! It's a portal!
Prof. Wright: Let's jump in 52 seconds!
(52 seconds later)
Prof. Wright, Meap, Phineas, Ferb, Pops, Mr. E and a lot of other people that looked at the portal: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sonic: Hello! Have you heard of the time I was arrested?
Floating Sonic Head: Hiya! Are you ready to type?
Floating Mario Head: Hey! You stole my idea of appearing in a typing game!
Meap: Meap meap meap! (draws poster saying movin' on the ground contest at 8:02!)
Floating Sonic Head: But I've never moved on the ground before!
Floating Mario Head: So I win!
Knuckles: Mario won. WHEN WILL SEGA BECOME BETTER THEN NINTEND-
(Meap hits Knuckles on the head with a frying pan)
Knuckes: Nintendo's n-n-n-number ooooooooooone
Prof. Wright: Yay! Nintendo's better!
Part 5: Ferbots!
Ferb: Here are some Ferbots.
(Meap destroys the Ferbot)
Ferb: Actually I made a Ferbot. My mistake.
Pops: Oh well. Its in turd heaven.
Part 6: Small Kitchen appliances!
Prof. Wright: Look! Small kitchen appliances!
Pops: I want the mustache!
Ferb: Candace needed this toaster. BRB!
Meap: Haha! Finally! I have the universal mustache translator.
Klasky Csupo: Your mustache is ugly, lol.
Meap: I thought we destroyed you!
Klasky Csupo: I wanted fried chicken, lol.
- Meap throws juicer at Klasky Csupo*
Prof. Wright: Lets all drink some scary robot juice!
Pops: Yes! For the turds!
All: For the Turds!
Part 7: Portally Vortexes
My Computer: *pops out of portal* Where am I?
Meap: Another epic story of Meap
My Computer: Well..... bye *goes back through portal*
Meap: Wow. I fell like in an alternate universe I want churros.
Prof. Wright: Well... I suppose if I created a portally vortex you could eat churros. *creates portapotty*
Meap: Ummm..... that's a toilet
Prof. Wright: It's a portalpotty
Pops: Sounds good to me! *flushes himself down portal*
Ferb: Kinda gross but I will go next.
Prof. Wright: I don't want to!
Meap: Well too bad! *pushes the Prof. down portalpotty*
Meap: My turn! *goes in portalpotty*
Pops: YAY! We're here! *claps*
Prof. Wright: IT'S CHURRO TIME!
Meap: What if this place is inhabited by purple chickens!
Prof. Wright: You're right..... it could be dangerous!
Pops: Or it could be inhabited by fluffy unicorns that poop rainbows!
Prof. Wright: But that would be MORE dangerous!
Meap: Yes, yes it would.
Pops: Yay! *goes through escape hatch*
Prof. Wright: We should wait here until we know it's safe!
Klasky Csupo: Yes, lol.
Prof. Wright: How did you get here?
Klasky Csupo: I saw the portapotty, lol.
Meap: YAY! I like destroying him 'cause I can't see him! He's still covered in censors!
Juicer: I was at Kitchen Wars. Do you have any fruits I can juice?
Meap: Yes, this rare censorberry is something you can juice!
Klasky Csupo: I'm being juiced, lol.
Meap: Now let's all wait for Pops.
Pops: It was fun! I went to mexico!
Meap and Prof. Wright: Why didn't you invite us?
Pops: I read the story and you weren't in it.
Hypa: YAY! I'M HYPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Meap: Where did you come from?
Hypa: A VORTEXXY!
Prof. Wright: Let's go home.
The rest: Okay.
Part 8: Plans
Meap: I've realized something!
The Rest: What?
Meap: We're running out of plans for defeating Klasky Csupo! We'v used 2 out of like, 1,000,000!
Prof. Wright: You're right! We need more plans!
(Later at the meeting)
Meap: Does anyone have ideas?
Klasky Csupo: Nothing, lol!
Prof Wright: WE BETTER THINK OF ONE QUICK! I SHOULD INVOLVE FRIED CHICKEN!
Pops: How about we make it so we all are turds (including that logobot) and then he'll feel bad and turn all furious to make our fight more furious! Then we use my TV to beat him up!
The Prof: Brilliant!
Isabella: Pops, you've earned your TV For Defeating A Scary Robot From TV Patch.
Pops: I'm a member of the Fireside Girls?!
Meap: Yes, yes you are!
All: Klasky Csupo, we're all turds!
Klasky Csupo: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, lol.
Pops: Now let's throw the TV!
Meap: Yes, throw the tiny TV!
(Tiny TV hits Klasky Csupo)
Klasky Csupo: I'm melting, lol.
Meap: We've destroyed him for the 4th time! Yayz.
All: YAYZ, lol.
Part 9: Meap met alternate Meap
Meap: Look! Another vortex!
Prof. Wright: Yes, yes there is.
Pops: Let's jump in it, turds!
(Speedy thing jump in vortex, speedy thing jump out vortex)
Prof. Wright: Where are we?
Meap: Everything says... Doof (chuckles)
Alt. Meap: Why did Doof enslave me.... ergh.
Meap: Hey, you look like me!
Alt. Meap: No time for talking or Doof, the purple chicken will enslave YOU!
Meap: But I don't want to be enslaved by a purple chicken!
Ferb: You know, in the 1st dimension Doof is a pharmacist.
Meap: Oh yeah. This is the 1,000,008th dimension.
Part 10: Meap Reviews Comments
Part 11: Phinedroids and Ferbots
Phineas: Hey Ferb, meet Donald Derp!
Donald: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. *breathes smoke*
Meap: Well while Phineas was gone, I made these!
Phineadroids and Ferbots: We stomp our feet to the EVIL magnetic mechanical beat.
Prof. Wright: YAY PHINEDROIDS AND FERBOTS! Oh wait...... WHY DID U MAEK DEM DA ONE'S WE MUST ATTACK!
Meap: Klasky was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 3 Chapters ago. I wanted a new challenge.
Prof. Wright: WHY PHINEDROIDS AND FERBOTS!?!?!?!?!
Pops: 'Cause they're turds.
Prof. Wright: You have to let go of the turd thing. It's getting kinda old.
Pops: OKAY, TURD. WRIGHT!
All of the rest: T_T
Derp Turd: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. *breathes smoke*
Phinedroids and Ferbots: AHH! SMOKE! *explodes*
Meap: YAY YOU SAVED US!
Donald Derp: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............... *breathes smoke*
Meap: Oh no.... *explodes*
Part 12: Gabe's FarmProf. Wright: What should we do know?
Meap: I'm Bored! Maybe we could play video games!
Prof. Wright: Darn. I never Imagined a store!
Meap: Now what do we do?
Prof. Wright: (idea) Gabe Newell has a farm!
Prof. Wright: Gabe makes games! Half Life 3 could grow on trees!
(later at the farm)
Gaben: Hello! Welcome to my farm. After 9 years of development, it was worth the weight!
TS: (comes in out of nowhere and steals Portal tree)
Meap: So... can we pla
y Portal 3?
Gaben: NO! Bye-bye Portal 3! (blows up Portal 3 section)
Gaben: Don't worry. They'll grow back in a few years!
Meap: It's okay TS.
Gaben: Want to play Portal 2?
Prof. Wright: YES!
Space Core: Do I go to space?
Space Core: I'm the best at space!
Meap: THIS IS SO FUN! MAKE GLADoS A POTAToS!
Prof. Wright: OKAY!
(puts Glados in a potato)
Gaben: Stop playing Portal 2! It's not free!
Meap: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ! ME GO AWAY WITH PORTAL 2!
(meap gets Portal 2 of bush and runs away)
Prof. Wright: Well, finding him will be hard.
Gaben: Why say that?
Prof. Wright: I made the land pink and white!
Pops: You still have me!
Gaben: AFTER HIM!
(starts runing to Meap)
Part 14 (lol dis like elevator in canada): EPIK BUDDER MEAP FIND
Prof. Wright: Look a cliff! Maybe Meap jumped over it!
Gaben: Okay! (jumps off cliff)
Everyone else: (jumps off cliff and lands on budder platform with mine nearby)
SkyDoesMinecraft: Who are you? Are you stealing my budder? ARE YOU PART OF THE SQUID ARMY?!?!?!
Prof. Wright: Wha? NO! We're just looking for Meap!
Sky: What's a Meap?
Prof. Wright: A pink and white creature that may or may not have jumped off that cliff.
Sky: I saw something in my Budder mine.
Prof. Wright: LET'S GO! (jumps one block in and finds meap)
Prof. Wright: :DD
Prof. Wright: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(steals Portal 2)
Gaben: TIME TO UPGRADE THIS GAME!
Prof. Wright: :D
Gaben: TO PORTAL 2.5!
Prof. Wright: T_T
Meap: We should explore tzeh budder mine.
Sky: Yes. The budder mine will be epik! We might find budder AND KILL ALL SQUIDS!
Pops: Let's go :3
Part 15:Budder to Toronto
Gaben: So we nao find budder
Sky: Don't forget a budder sword to kill squids! And budder armor to protect yourself! And budder picks to mine budder!
Prof. Wright: (wearing skinned silverfish as armor he got from killing silverfish) :(
Meap: Hey look! Budder!
PeTA: Killing animals in MC is animal aboose but mining gold isn'T!
Sky: IT'S BUDDER
PeTA: wutevz. (Mines budder and gets squashed by gravel staircase)
Meap: Let's follow the gravel block road!
Prof. Wright: WOO
Meap:(looks at big city) Are we in Oz?
Prof. Wright: No, it's better. We're in Toronto. WE MUS GET AN EPIK HOUSE HERE!
Sky: I got it! (builds tiny dirt house)
Prof. Wright: BOOTIFLUL
Meap: We will all live in that house!
(everyone is squashed together)
Meap: so comfy
Part 16: Naughty
Prof. Wright: IT'S CHRISTMAS
Meap: But it's the middle of May.
Porf. Wright: It's Mayishkamas!
Ferb: Will Santa be here?
Meap: Even better!
(Freaky Barber truck passes by)
Freaky Fread: Hello my friend. My name is Fred. For it doesn't matter if your named Chell or Ed, all you need to get presents is to be
(Freaky Fred comes out of truck)
Prof. Wright: Oh no! We're not naughty enough to get presents!
Freaky Fred: Oh my, this wasn't good. Not quite how it should. But I knew they could. I felt they'd be
Meap: WE MUST TEAR DOWN A LAMP POST TO GET NAUGHTY!
Prof. Wright: NAUGHTY WE SHALL BE!
Part 17: They see me lampostin, they hatin.
Meap: LOOK! A LAMP POST!
Prof. Wright: NAUGHTINESS BEGIN!
(everyone starts to hit lamp post)
Lamp Post: OW WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP IT!
Lamp Post: I have a life. And I am also very athletic.
Prof. Wright: THEN RUS SOMEWHERE.
Lamp Post: I can't. I'm stuck to this concrete.
Meap: Then how are you athletic?
Lamp Post: I am like a punching bag. Knock me over I come back up. Watch. (Gets knocked over and pops back up) See?
Prof. Wright: OW! YOU HIT ME IN THE HAIR!
Lamp Post: Sorry. Hey what re you doing?
Meap: It's Mayishkamas and we want presents!
Lamp Post: can I join =D
(Lamp Post joined the crew!)
Lamp Post: C'mon guys, let's get presents! (note he gets around in a sorta jumping manner.)
Part 18: Present Time
Meap: ME FIRST!
Meap: WOW ANOTHER MUSTACHE! I NOW HAVE 2 OF THEM!
Lamp Post: ME NEXT! (opens present) A LIGHT BULB! I NEEDED ONE OF THESE! I WAS GOING INSANE!
Pops: Now me! (Opens Present) Cheers! It's a turd!
Prof. Wright: Now me! (opens it) Hey a rabat- waitasec...
Klasky Csupo: SURPRISE, lol.
Prof. Wright: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Freaky Fred: I'll handle this! (whacks klasky with rolling pin)
Klasky Csupo: fred. wat r u doing. fred. stahp, lol.
Freaky Fred: I knew he was dead. For I am Fred. Now to ride on my sled. Remember to stay
Meap: okbai (kicks fred to moon)
Part 19: We used to be dumb
Prof. Wright: Remember how dumb we were in 2011, 2012, and 2013?
Meap: OH GOD NO
Pops: How shall we handle this?
Meap: THere's only one way.
THE FKING END.
Part 20: Ratatoing
EXCEPT IT WAS NOT THE END BECAUSE THERE IS MORE!!!
Prof. Wright: So as I was saying-
Meap: Uh oh! It's him!
(Ratatouille emerges from shadows)
Ratatouille: Hello everybody. I am Ratatouille. Pleased to meet you.
Pops: Hi Ratatouille! What are you doing here?
Ratatouille: I am here to make good meals for all of you. Me and my boyfriend Linguini can cook up some tasty stuff.
Meap: Sounds delightful!
(Ratatouille crawls inside Linguini's pants and cooks a delicious meal.)
Ratatouille: Here is a delicious meal.
Prof. Wright: What is it?
Ratatouille: A delicious meal.
Prof. Wright: Oh, ok.
Then they ate the food and it was so good they declared a new holiday: Linguini and Ratatouille Day. It was good.