Wigs are fake hair that bald people wear (or in some cases Hannah Montana! and Justin Beaver).Wigs are easily mistaken for rodents and or small mammals. Some knock-off brand wigs ARE rodents and or small mammals. It is rumored (by me) that if a store manikin wares a blond wig that in a full moon it actually turns in to a blond human!
Wigs can also be turned into potatoes if you really try hard enough.